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Lunch Time Phone Convo.

Rolando: •So, wait... your boss offered to give you off on your birthday and you said no?
Me: •Yeah, I personally would rather make the money... plus this way you have to feel bad and be my bitch all weekend.
Rolando: •You think I'm going to be your bitch all weekend? Ha!
Me: •Yes, you will. You feel bad that I have to work my birthday, so to make up for it, you are going to be my bitch from 5 pm today till 9 am Monday.
Rolando: •Really.
Me: •Yes. You will be my bitch. You will do the things I want you to do. I will say, "Bitch.. you are my bitch. Be bitchy."
Rolando: •You really need to stop drinking coffee.
Me: •This has nothing to do with coffee! This has to do with you being my bitch!
Rolando: •You went from your regular 12 oz up to a 20 oz didn't you.
: •:sucks down the rest of her 20 oz coffee and sits in silence::
Rolando: •Sweetheart... you have a problem.
09/25/2009 15:24
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