September 2009
3 posts
Lunch Time Phone Convo.
Rolando: So, wait... your boss offered to give you off on your birthday and you said no?
Me: Yeah, I personally would rather make the money... plus this way you have to feel bad and be my bitch all weekend.
Rolando: You think I'm going to be your bitch all weekend? Ha!
Me: Yes, you will. You feel bad that I have to work my birthday, so to make up for it, you are going to be my bitch from 5 pm today till 9 am Monday.
Rolando: Really.
Me: Yes. You will be my bitch. You will do the things I want you to do. I will say, "Bitch.. you are my bitch. Be bitchy."
Rolando: You really need to stop drinking coffee.
Me: This has nothing to do with coffee! This has to do with you being my bitch!
Rolando: You went from your regular 12 oz up to a 20 oz didn't you.
: :sucks down the rest of her 20 oz coffee and sits in silence::
Rolando: Sweetheart... you have a problem.
My tumblarity is pitiful
I moved out of my house and haven’t had internet in months. Do you know how bad that hurts? I just finally got internet. And now I feel like I’m on top of the world!!! Then I notice my tumblarity is 0. That hurts worse :(
RT @KuraFire Mickey’s looking a tad bit jealous. Strange. http://cagle.com/politicalc… (via @dcagle)