October 2010
1 post
can’t help but think that if it were still summer, her weekend would have started an hour and a half ago…
August 2010
1 post
i am your canadian boyfriend: crystal figurine →
Inside everyone is a crystal figurine. It looks just like you, down to the tiny crystal eyelashes.
If someone touches your crystal figurine — they just need to tap it lightly, gently — it makes a beautiful sound. A single pure tone. And if you can touch someone else’s when they touch yours, the…
July 2010
1 post
We’re just dancing, we’re just hugging, singing, screaming, kissing, tugging on the sleeve of how it used to be. So how’s it gonna be?
June 2010
2 posts
It’s so gross outside =( who invited humidity to new jersey?
“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city” - George Burns … couldn’t have put it better myself!
December 2009
4 posts
5 working days left till i’m free!!
RT @sween If he’s never picked you up at the airport, i think you have an *acquaintance* in Jesus.
RT @SarahKSilverman: RT @tracy_marq its cool that they’re making @SarahKSilverman’s bday a national holiday but calling it “World Aids D …
putting the pieces together to file that grievance or start a law suit… don’t know which yet
November 2009
3 posts
RT @rainnwilson #letsmakethisstupidhashtagsentenceatrendingtopic
what i’m thankful for #062495 twitter & @nhldevils coming together :-)
what i’m thankful for #062495 twitter & free devils tix :-)
September 2009
3 posts
Lunch Time Phone Convo.
Rolando: So, wait... your boss offered to give you off on your birthday and you said no?
Me: Yeah, I personally would rather make the money... plus this way you have to feel bad and be my bitch all weekend.
Rolando: You think I'm going to be your bitch all weekend? Ha!
Me: Yes, you will. You feel bad that I have to work my birthday, so to make up for it, you are going to be my bitch from 5 pm today till 9 am Monday.
Rolando: Really.
Me: Yes. You will be my bitch. You will do the things I want you to do. I will say, "Bitch.. you are my bitch. Be bitchy."
Rolando: You really need to stop drinking coffee.
Me: This has nothing to do with coffee! This has to do with you being my bitch!
Rolando: You went from your regular 12 oz up to a 20 oz didn't you.
: :sucks down the rest of her 20 oz coffee and sits in silence::
Rolando: Sweetheart... you have a problem.
My tumblarity is pitiful
I moved out of my house and haven’t had internet in months. Do you know how bad that hurts? I just finally got internet. And now I feel like I’m on top of the world!!! Then I notice my tumblarity is 0. That hurts worse :(
RT @KuraFire Mickey’s looking a tad bit jealous. Strange. http://cagle.com/politicalc… (via @dcagle)
August 2009
7 posts
I don’t get it RT @camh What do you call a small cola in the midwest? A mini-soda.
Give me a break, give me a break. Break me off a piece of that…………. Fancy Feast?
Just moved to “Lake Como”, and i am now within staggering distance of 15+ bars! :-)
Packing up my crap to move to Belmar. :)
Pool team won first place! I get a trophy! Whooooo!!!
“Sick” day! =D
So around 9pm I thought maybe my luck was gonna change & I left my jeep top down. 20 min later i was outside in the pouring rain ::sigh::
July 2009
1 post
I dunno i’m short on money but i’m still considering it lol
June 2009
54 posts
This week sucked
a whole fucking lot. I filed a grievance on my boss. Therefore, she is being stupid, ignorant, stubborn, and sarcastic. I worked like crazy, I shot some awesome pool, I saw a lot of my boyfriend.
Monday—played some pool, won my match
Tuesday—wrote up my grievance, tweaked a few sentences. Went to Lyndsey’s job to shoot some pool when she was done tending bar, but missed...
Twitter proves powerful in raising awareness of... →
kurafire:
Here’s a writing-on-the-web tip for you all. When you have a construction like this:
Election news from Tehran is front and center. Thousands of users have colored their avatars — the pictures that go next to their user names — green to show support for the Iranian opposition party candidate Mir Hossein Mousavi.
…try to rewrite the sentence. The word “green” really should have been...
My entry for the Tumblr Talent Show →
kurafire:
Things that ended up being very fortuitous in the creation of this clip:
The moment I envisioned a juggling-oriented clip (inspired by nicky36’s entry) I thought of the song from the World of Goo soundtrack. I didn’t remember until the point where I had to go and drag the song onto the (by then finished) clips assortment that the song was called Tumbler. Funny.
The song melody lent...
Catch Up
Playing a little bit of catch up seeing as how I haven’t been on tumblr really since Thursday. It took me pretty much all of this morning just to catch up on all the posts.
Thursday was the pool tournament, I lost. Friday was Bingo, I didn’t win. Saturday I went to Jack’s (bar near my house), and had a great time. Danced to Stand By Me with Budd, which was nice. Sunday...
I'M THE MOST FUCKING GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT TEXTER....
saaamm:
shmaltzy:
(via charmyourwayout)
Ok… first of all, it’s spelled punctuation. Second of all it would be “My punctuation and spelling ARE fucking flawless” because you are speaking of two things. Just saying.
Loud noises!
(via eyepollution)
You hear that, Ed? Bears! Now you’re putting the whole station in danger!
So today is dress down day at work...
eyepollution:
annielosthereye:
and I decided to wear jeans (duh) and a t-shirt.
I’m not sure how many of you are fans of “The Office”, but the t-shirt I am wearing has Jim Halpert on the front (John Krasinkski) with a quote from what I believe was the first season, “If this were my career, I’d have to throw myself in front of a train.”
The only people that have noticed **so far** are the...
So today is dress down day at work...
and I decided to wear jeans (duh) and a t-shirt.
I’m not sure how many of you are fans of “The Office”, but the t-shirt I am wearing has Jim Halpert on the front (John Krasinkski) with a quote from what I believe was the first season, “If this were my career, I’d have to throw myself in front of a train.”
The only people that have noticed **so far** are the...
Show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click - http://helpiranelection.com/
ohserena:
I know I’m broke when I’m sitting at home eating rice and peas. Since our insurance at work will be going up by $25 and I have to take four days where I won’t be getting paid so the library can save money, I better learn how to budget.
I definitely hear you. Our health insurance is switching from PPO to POS which is only slightly different, but is still saving the borough money and...
Question.
My boyfriend and I talk on Windows Live by webcam. I mean, we both have one, and it sure as hell beats the phone. So we were talking today when his parents came home. Now his dad’s on his computer talking to me (limited english), while Rolando (boyfriend) is coming up to see me. This is slightly awkward… how do I back out without being mean?
Two nights ago
I posted a conversation between me and my boss. She really wanted me to complete something by yesterday morning that i started monday that shouldn’t have been done until Friday.
I *miraculously* found just the right amount of time crossed with an extra large sugar free red bull yesterday to finish it. I told her that it was finished. Her response, “Wasn’t this supposed to...
Actual email response from boss---worth the read I...
First email received from boss:
Today I received invoices for payment from you for [company name removed] they are dated for the following months - 12/08, 2/09 and 4/09. My concerns are that the dates on the invoices are from quite some time ago and I not sure why. As I understand it you are reasonable for collecting the tickets from the drivers, documenting them in the database and holding...
I just realized my boyfriend is one of those...
I think I should move to Canada
…. like absolutely asap. I can’t stand anything around here. Plus I live in NJ which is incredibly expensive. And I totally have someone who would move up with me. Now where in Canada should I move to?
He is such a frickin’ tool…. if I had a toolbox, I would put him in...
– My friend, Lyndsey, in reference to this guy that used to hang around us for no real reason.