can’t help but think that if it were still summer, her weekend would have started an hour and a half ago…
10/09/2010 13:22
can’t help but think that if it were still summer, her weekend would have started an hour and a half ago…
Inside everyone is a crystal figurine. It looks just like you, down to the tiny crystal eyelashes.
If someone touches your crystal figurine — they just need to tap it lightly, gently — it makes a beautiful sound. A single pure tone. And if you can touch someone else’s when they touch yours, the…
We’re just dancing, we’re just hugging, singing, screaming, kissing, tugging on the sleeve of how it used to be. So how’s it gonna be?
“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city” - George Burns … couldn’t have put it better myself!
RT @sween If he’s never picked you up at the airport, i think you have an *acquaintance* in Jesus.
RT @SarahKSilverman: RT @tracy_marq its cool that they’re making @SarahKSilverman’s bday a national holiday but calling it “World Aids D …
putting the pieces together to file that grievance or start a law suit… don’t know which yet
| Rolando: • | So, wait... your boss offered to give you off on your birthday and you said no? |
| Me: • | Yeah, I personally would rather make the money... plus this way you have to feel bad and be my bitch all weekend. |
| Rolando: • | You think I'm going to be your bitch all weekend? Ha! |
| Me: • | Yes, you will. You feel bad that I have to work my birthday, so to make up for it, you are going to be my bitch from 5 pm today till 9 am Monday. |
| Rolando: • | Really. |
| Me: • | Yes. You will be my bitch. You will do the things I want you to do. I will say, "Bitch.. you are my bitch. Be bitchy." |
| Rolando: • | You really need to stop drinking coffee. |
| Me: • | This has nothing to do with coffee! This has to do with you being my bitch! |
| Rolando: • | You went from your regular 12 oz up to a 20 oz didn't you. |
| : • | :sucks down the rest of her 20 oz coffee and sits in silence:: |
| Rolando: • | Sweetheart... you have a problem. |
I moved out of my house and haven’t had internet in months. Do you know how bad that hurts? I just finally got internet. And now I feel like I’m on top of the world!!! Then I notice my tumblarity is 0. That hurts worse :(
RT @KuraFire Mickey’s looking a tad bit jealous. Strange. http://cagle.com/politicalc… (via @dcagle)
